"Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini" -- What a slut, wearing skimpy swimwear in public. Obviously, those dirty liberals got to her, she wasn't always like this!
"Purple People Eater" -- WHY DO WE HAVE SONGS ABOUT FAGS?!
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" -- Obviously, they went against God's plan by going out that day, geez.
